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well I finally joined the gang and created the rp...
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This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
mothercheesus: press play and watch the gif. ...
blimpcat: askvantas: askegbert: never again. FUCK THIS EARTH KISS DAY. IT IS A STUPID MADE UP HOLIDAY THAT BREAKS ALL THE RULES AND MAKES A MESS OF EVERYTHING. omfg this is the best thing… cuties skjfhkdsfs
comic eridan: i hate all the fuckin landwwellers i wwant to kill em. also i lovve fef. im a tool.
fandom eridan: im forevver alone an ill sleep wwith anyone under the sun.
comic john: hi! i'm pretty nice i guess but i can be an asshole sometimes. i like movies and playing pranks! :B
fandom john: i am soooooooo sweet and nice and i would never be mean to anyone! also con air and nic cage. all i care about.
comic vriska: I'm kind of a 8ig deal, and a real 8itch. 8ut I feel kind of guilty a8out some of the stuff I've done. I really do care a8out my 'friends' in the end.
fandom vriska: 8LUH 8LUH 8LUH HUGE 8ITCH. I KILLED TAVROS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Comic Tavros: sURE, i HAVE SOME, uH, sELF ESTEEM ISSUES, bUT I'M GETTING BETTER AT IT, aND I'M REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT WHAT I LOVE,
Fandom Tavros: i WILL NOW COMMENCE TO CRY AND SWOON ABOUT EVERYTHING BEFORE TAKING GAMZEE'S BONEBULGE WHOLE. aLSO, i AM NOTHING BUT A MOE BLOB,
comic karkat: LISTEN UP NOOKSTAINS, I'M DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP OUR COLLECTIVE SHIT TOGETHER BUT THE STRAIN KIND OF GETS TO ME, AND DESPITE MY CONSTANT YELLING AND WONDERFUCK EXPLICATIVES, I'M SELF-LOATHING AND CONCERNED FOR MY FRIENDS
Fandom karkat: FUCKASS
sassy-lesbian-vriska: how can you hate your parents for not getting you an iphone when they paid for p much everything in your room, the gas, the water, the lights, the internet, the mortgage/rent, life insurance and your tuition like seriously i don’t understand
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aaami: ok what is going on on my dash almost everyone is upset about something guys guys look at this baby turtle i hope you’re feeling slightly better now
Games to have gay options
asexualeducation: This is really cool, it talks about how video game developer BioWare will allow for same sex relationships in the romantic plot lines in all future games. This had already been added to the latest sci-fi game, Mass Effect 3 (apart from the character Liara who is considered to be asexual). Here the article about it here (x) Neat! I’ve never heard of Mass Effect before....
Friendship is probably the most common form of love.– Stieg Larsson, The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest. Submitted by femme-x-fatale. (via asexyquotes)
Conversation on how I did not watch Disney movies...
xxskinnybearxx: Sierra: Yeah, I know. I was actually thinking about how deprived your childhood was. Me: Deprived? Sierra: Yeah! Because you didn’t get to see really any of the damn Disney movies as a kid! You’re fucked up because of that trauma! Me: Am I now? Sierra: Yes! Just look at the person you’ve become! Me: I WAS TOO BUSY BEING A WIZARD AND A VAMPIRE. Sierra: YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN...