chiba-saori:

chiba-saori:

insearchofbread:

how do loaves of bread say hello to each other?

gluten tag

i don’t care what people think about me this will always be my greatest achievement 

(Source: ultraloaf)

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

(Source: iraffiruse)

GA, on her role in Mr. Morgan’s Last Love. [x]

(Source: lebeeson)

mizushimo:

MOM: yer a wizzerd rosy :DROSE: wibber..MOM: lmao no no ‘WiZZAARD’  wiz double r dROSE: wibber!MOM: ow ow no lol shit stop hitting me with that super powerful magic stick young ladyMOM: u r gonna turn your pretty beardy momma into a frog then who’ll change your stinky diapersROSE: shibby wibber!MOM: sure yeah they’ll use their long wizzerdy beards to clean up yer poopy baby buttROSE: [HAPPY SCREECHES]————————————————————-Have some toddler Rose because she’s cute and has the coolest mom in all of paradox space.
Also: WIZARDS

mizushimo:

MOM: yer a wizzerd rosy :D
ROSE: wibber..
MOM: lmao no no ‘WiZZAARD’  wiz double r d
ROSE: wibber!
MOM: ow ow no lol shit stop hitting me with that super powerful magic stick young lady
MOM: u r gonna turn your pretty beardy momma into a frog then who’ll change your stinky diapers
ROSE: shibby wibber!
MOM: sure yeah they’ll use their long wizzerdy beards to clean up yer poopy baby butt
ROSE: [HAPPY SCREECHES]
————————————————————-
Have some toddler Rose because she’s cute and has the coolest mom in all of paradox space.

Also: WIZARDS

faun-songs:


We have sworn to protect you

separate

faun-songs:

We have sworn to protect you

separate

pillowcake:

cetus

pillowcake:

cetus

paperseverywhere:

paperseverywhere:

monkeysiu:

beta kids’s handles

skarita:

Sometimes you just have to be honest right off the bat. 

skarita:

Sometimes you just have to be honest right off the bat. 

bobeeni-mutini:

if youve never seen bo burnham

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I STRONGLY

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URGE YOU

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WATCH

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HIS

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STUFF

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This has been a PSA