defilerwyrm:

that one person you never really talk to but you reblog the shit outta each other

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

(Source: 420dongsquad)

(Source: karenswalker)

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.


shingeki-no-flute-fluff:

daniethehuman:

lablesareforcans:

whitebeltwriter:

bi-sexual-red-panda:

jamesfrancobs:

stacerface:

pvnkslut:

I have a dog.

I have coffee.

I have tumblr 

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I have unstable fandoms

I have Jeanmarco porn.

(Source: everythingyoulovetoohate)

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

disnerd-psycho:

nopuedobro:

Pretty sure the face actors were hired appropriately

The picture of sophisticated grace

espybounce:

lepreas:

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

wine is an acquired taste. if you don’t like it, acquire some taste

enterprising-gentleman:

"You know nothing, tumblr user enterprising-gentleman."

Based on this original post from a while back; I wanted to do a full version for the new season. 

So how’d I do?

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.

(Source: babygoatsandfriends)

eatmydeck:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

can we just stop at the fact he fell using a tape measure

(Source: guy)